Bring me your tired, your hungry, your insurmountable problems, so that Imay feast richly on your personal despair. Remember to sign your request with your preferred nom-de-plume and I'll give you the helping hand (and advice) that you so desperately need to overcome any little issue or challenge life may throw at you.
How do I get help from Dorothy?
Getting help and sage advice on all trivial matters in life from FriendsOfDorothy is easier than you may think and I give you three fast and effective ways to have your issue acknowledged and addressed.
- Simply email your problem to dorothy_dix@mail.com
- Post your problem on Twitter, I can be found at http://twitter.com/dorothy_dix or
- leave a comment after this post so others may feast upon your misery too.
Which ever way you choose to seek my help be assured I will post your question and respond to you via this blog. And the best part is you don't need to be a registered member.
Love Dorothy Dix
p.s. Life is never that serious
2 comments:
My teacher sent back my essay with "SPELL CHECKER!" written across the front page. I sent it back with "C.H.E.C.K.E.R" written on it but she didnt give me a better mark. What should I do next?
signed StudyBuddy
Dear Dorothy,
What are your thoughts on Mothers-in-law? Mine has been staying at our place now for a VERY long time. Any exit strategies?
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