Four Methods to get rid of your Mother-in-law

Q:

Dear Dorothy, 

What are your thoughts on Mothers-in-law? Mine has been staying at our place now for a VERY long time. Any exit strategies?

Anonymous

A:

Dear Anonymous

We have been since the dawning of time, and we will be one of a handful of reptilian-like species found roaming the landscape long after Hell freezes over. But we need not be part of the furniture in the meantime. Life and relationships are about love, understanding and attitude. But should all that fail then you just ask us to leave.

Anonymous there are a number of different ways you can develop an exit strategy. However the option you choose depends on who you want to exit first, you or the mother-in-law.

How to get Followers for your Blog

Q.  Dear Dorothy, How do I get followers for my blog?

      Alex

A.  Dear Alex

The marvels of social media, the threads that have come to bind the world together in a giant of fairy floss. No it doesn’t taste sweet, it doesn’t even taste particularly nice… it’s just plain sticky as it gets into everything and everywhere.

It's your ABC

Q:  Dear Dorothy
Which community radio station should we be listening to, or is ABC local radio up to date? 

A:  Dear Chris P.

What a fabulous question!

Sadly, with both being run by well-meaning amateurs, there’s not a great deal of difference between your local ABC radio station and your local community radio station. In my opinion both can safely join the ranks of ACMA & ACCC and be classed as nothing more than a glorified Hobby Farm for all concerned rather than a profitable, professionally run

Dear Confused

Q: Hello Dorothy,

I'm a bit confused, can you clarify the roles of both the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) and the Australian Communications and Media Authority (ACMA)

A: Dear Confused

To start with it is important to understand that both the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission along with the Australian Communications and Media Authority, are nothing more then glorified bureaucratic hobby farms for equally bored and over paid public servants on the verge of

Dear Dick

Q:  Dear Dorthy,
Can you explain the difference between being a counsellor and working for Jetstar Airlines?

Dick

A:  Well that is a nice and simple question to answer for the day Dick.

Like many of my readers Dick, you may be surprised to learn that there is in fact no real difference between being a Counsellor  and working for Qantas Airlines budget provider Jetstar, and this is for two very simple reasons.

Dear StudyBuddy

Q: My teacher sent back my essay with "SPELL CHECKER!" written across the front page. I sent it back with "C.H.E.C.K.E.R" written on it but she didn't give me a better mark. What should I do next? signed StudyBuddy.

A: This appears to be a classic case of miscommunication where the sender of the message has not taken into account that you are a complete and utter twat with poor comprehension skills.

While it may be fair to assume you expected to receive a better mark for spelling the word

And in the begining there was Dorothy... Dix that is.